Parodies, Satire, humour 

"No" is the strongest word in your vocabulary, and, with the help of Steven Appleby and George Mole's new book, you'll learn to use the power of the negative to confirm who you really are. Pithy sayings like 'You will never achieve intimacy', 'Your Guardian Angel Is On Strike' and 'Embarrassment is another way of reminding myself I am foolish and unworthy' - each brought to life with Steven Appleby's superb full-colour illustrations - allow readers to harness their negativity, and, with repeated recitations (preferably in public) help set them on the path to debasement and lowered expectations. Why not take a few moments to make yourself the person you always feared you were? Why waste time on hopes and dreams when you can resent yourself in the now? Let Negative Affirmations help you shine a bright light into every nook and cranny of your pathetic psyche! - from Amzon